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"Tools 4 Fools"
Living on a Sapphic island of misfit sex toys? What's a girl to do? CALL TOOLS 4 FOOLS!
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Dyke Drama:
Your Guide to Getting Out Alive

"Dyke drama is the single most important facet of lesbian culture ever!"
--Leslie Lange
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SEX AS FOLKLORE

05-Apr-2006

Despite a propensity for judging sexual behavior, some of us dykes are pretty free with information-sharing. Nothing beats the dramatic potential of a good lesbian sex story. For one thing, we are renowned for our props. Sure, the boys have us beat in sheer numbers, but trips to the ER for removal of imaginative insertables are not an exclusive occurrence. Mishaps with homemade and improvised implements--such as dark-chocolate-filled Easter eggs whose shells break apart inside the vagina or the infamous condom-covered electric toothbrush--may cause embarrassing injuries to one’s private area--nothing a little aloe vera or calendula oil won’t cure. (from Dyke Drama, page 153)

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