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FELINE ATTACKS are more difficult to address since most cats couldn’t care less about what’s happening between their owner and another person. They’re much more concerned with issues of territory. Cats are also more likely to attack randomly, not just when their owner is having sex.

To reduce risk of cat attacks:
- Change the comforter cover or blanket on the bed
- Introduce new furniture
- Again, sometimes kitty Prozac does the trick
- Get rid of the new lover. Cats have good instincts after all.