03-Jun-2006
Lesbians who cybercheat sometimes learn that their “perfect crime” also leaves a “perfect paper trail.” Computer glitches intervene like unforeseen forces hoping to save us from the evils of cybersex addiction:
“Gay&Lesbian1 was full. Gay&Lesbian2 booted me out. Ten minutes later, I got on again, and into Gay&Lesbian3. My lover peeked in the room occasionally. I guess seeing me, mysteriously hunched over the side of the bed with a tangle of wires leading from phone jacks and all available outlets to my lap, troubled her.
‘What are you doing? What’s that noise?’ she asked.
‘It’s the modem, honey. I’m just trying to see if it works.’
‘Oh.’
Right in the middle of: ‘Did I tell you to spread your legs?’ the damn keyboard froze. Miraculously, the machine kept receiving IMs, but I couldn’t do a damn thing about it. WHERE ARE YOU? I’M WAITING!!! And on and on while I frantically pounded the keyboard.”—Paula N.
Many act surprised when they find out their partners equate this “harmless hobby” as an actual form of cheating. The old “I didn’t realize this counts as cheating” act works only once though. Creativity goes a long way toward preserving a happy marriage
