09-Jun-2006
• You tell your girlfriend: “I think I need some down time,” meaning an entire weekend devoted to your favorite erotica, porn videos, and lesbian cybersex site.
• At your place of work, you routinely lock yourself in the bathroom during both 15-minute coffee breaks.
• Some kind of sexual innuendo is always popping out of your mouth, even at really inappropriate times, such as when you’re visiting your grandmother and she asks for help washing her dentures.
• You’ve stopped going to your favorite health food store because all the cute clerks there are on to you.
• You’re sleeping with men because they’re more understanding about sex without strings—and besides it’s easier not to care when they whine about their feelings.
