Leslie Lange's Langeworld

A FONDNESS FOR SCENTED CANDLES puts many lesbians at risk for the conflagratory orgasm. When your lover insists on doing it with those fragrant flames a'flickerin' nearby, yet seems to always kick the sconce over and ignite the blanket or furniture, seek professional help before she immolates you both. Wicks should be ignited no closer than 10 feet from the sex at hand.