18-Sep-2006
Type the entire body of your newsletter hereLESBIANS WHO’VE HAD THREEWAYS just love to let you know about it. “Ever had a three-way?” If a lesbian asks you this (especially when the question is accompanied by an unsubtle facial tic), you can be sure that she has either had one and is dying to talk about it, or has never had one but is hoping you will be able to help her out. In an arena where being known as a wild lover matters, the three-way itself may be rewarding in its ability to improve one’s sexual currency. It’s also an artificial boost of confidence. If I’ve been in a ménage (or, as they say in hillbilly land, “done a ménage”) and you haven’t, I’m more accomplished than you are. The false implication is that I’m also a better lover.
(believe me, I'm not)
