Leslie Lange's Langeworld

• you’re greeted with a kiss and smell Eau de Lover #3 on her face—and it does not make you smile

• all three of you want to wear the same leather jacket out to the club tonight

• you realize three makes for triple the amount of processing (as well as triple PMS)

• there isn’t a tampon in the house to be found

• you’re always getting stuck with the dishes

• you’ve struck out on getting to be in the middle for the last 12 consecutive nights