Leslie Lange's Langeworld

1) The Old “I’m Dying” ploy (hides a serious addiction or anorexia nervosa)

2) The Old “I Think I May Have an Untreated Mental Illness” ploy (she just won’t take her meds)

3) The Old “I Love You, But I Love a lot of People” ploy (and the next one will be here any minute, so please leave.)

4) The Old “My Ex is Stalking Me” ploy (because she owes her ex a large sum of money)